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Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 2:01:16 GMT
Welcome back folks! We’ve got another live one today with the snakes versus the birdies! Ravenclaw is looking mighty fancy on their matching broom sets but Slytherin is looking damn fine and ready to shine! Professor Quinn looks like she’s ready to get this party started too as she steps to the center of the pitch with the quaffle in hand.
She braces for the toss.
The ball is up!
And Dane snatches it out of the air!
SLYTHERIN - 200
RAVENCLAW - 50 |
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Professional Pain In The Butt
Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 2:16:34 GMT
Dane is barreling down the pitch! Prince is hot on her heels though as the Slytherin closes in on the goal posts! Those Quinn brooms are fast but Dane is on a mission! Prince makes a swipe for the quaffle but Dane rolls away and rears back for the shot!
OH! That looked painful!
A nasty bludger wacked over by Harrison damn near took her whole arm off! The shot is no good and Dane is waving off help, seeming to be just fine.
But now Lambert has the quaffle and is closing in on Bradley and the goal posts! He looks ready as she pulls back for the shot! No! Not for the shot! Lambert throws the quaffle left to Prince who lobs up to Duffy who takes the shot!
And it's good!
Ten points to Ravenclaw!
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Professional Pain In The Butt
Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 2:32:03 GMT
Duffy has the quaffle again! She and Prince are side by side zipping past a bludger sent by Williams. These two really are the "dream team"! Morreti is trying her best to get to the pair as they weave the ball back and forth but Lambert is doing a bang up job of blocking her out! Bradley looks ready to make the block but...WOAH!
Blackthorn timed that bludger perfectly! Not even aiming for a player! He just knocked the ball off course!
How is that even possible?! Slytherin really does have some strange talent on their side!
Lennox has the quaffle now and is weaving her way across the pitch like a tiny, flashing, green....thing? I dunno. But look at her go! She tosses the ball to Moretti who narrowly dodges one of James' bludgers before feeding the ball back to Lennox for the shot!
But its no good!
Hemlock tosses the ball back out to Lambert who takes off down the pitch. Duffy and Prince flank her and they seem to have broken out the infamous shuffle! I can't even see the quaffle! All three girls are closing back in on Bradley and...
Prince has the quaffle! I see it! She pulls up and shoots!
And its good!
Ten more points to Ravenclaw!
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Professional Pain In The Butt
Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 2:49:52 GMT
The crowd is deafening! Can you folks even hear me over this roar?!
Prince is chasing down Lennox who has the quaffle now and she doesn't look ready to relent any time soon! This year's Ravenclaw team is vicious! Prince dips under Lennox, faking her out and distracting her enough for Lambert to strip the quaffle from her! And Ravenclaw takes off again!
Is there any stopping them?!
Williams knocks a quaffle their way but they both manage to avoid it! Lambert approaches the rings and takes the shot but Bradley blocks it! The ball plummets and Prince dives to recover it!
She's got it!
She whips back and tosses the ball to Duffy!
Who tosses to Lambert!
Who feeds back to Prince!
Who fakes left! Tosses the quaffle to Lambert!
And Lambert nails the shot this time!
Ten more points to Ravenclaw and I have a headache from following all of that!
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Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 3:01:54 GMT
Moretti is not happy!
And for good reason! Letting Ravenclaw fall into a rhythm like this is DEADLY!
She pauses only slightly to yell something at her team before taking off to find the quaffle. She's not about to lose this match lying down folks!
She closes in on Prince and Duffy...is she taking on the duo by herself? She is! She gets between them as Prince attempts to get the ball out and to Duffy!
But she's pinned between the wall and Moretti! There's no way to get the quaffle to Duffy!
And what's this? Dane dips below Prince and pops the quaffle out of her arm!
Moretti catches it and shift gears!
She's got the quaffle and she's got Lennox and Dane in tow behind her. James and Harrison both knock bludgers toward the trio but Blackthorn manages to block both! Seriously! Where did that guy learn to play?!
Moretti isn't slowing up at all! She closes in on Hemlock and pulls straight up before dropping the quaffle right into Dane's hands! Dane whips back and hurls the ball right through the left ring! Putting a stop to Ravenclaw's scoring streak!
Ten points to Slytherin!
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Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 3:14:43 GMT
The crowd has picked back up with the cheering now that Slytherin is back in the chase!
Moretti gathers her chasers again and they circle the pitch, eyes peeled for the quaffle that Ravenclaw seems to be good at hiding. And it looks like they've spotted it with Duffy!
Moretti and Lennox close in on the girl and box her in. There's no where for her to go!
Duffy looks stuck! She's doomed! She's...
Oh!
She dropped the ball?
And Prince catches it! Taking off back down the pitch toward Bradley!
But Williams sends a bludger her way and catches the end of her broom! Prince is knocked off track and Dane recovers the quaffle as Prince recovers herself! She seems to be alright though! Because now she's chasing Dane down as she closes in on the rings!
Dane passes the ball to Moretti...Moretti takes the shot...
And it just barely clears Hemlock's fingertips!
Ten more to Slytherin!
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 3:23:11 GMT
Zipping through the crowd, Duffy has a mean snarl on her face. She wants the win and with Slytherin apparently getting their head back in the game, that's looking less and less likely! She's on a mission.
She takes off toward Bradley and pulls back taking a shot...and it's no good! Bradley blocks it!
She's not happy folks! She wants the win!
She takes off after Moretti who has the quaffle now but can she catch her in time? She's getting closer! That Quinn broom is working wonders! But is Moretti's lead just too much?!
Williams aims a bludger Duffy's way and she has to pull back to avoid the smack! Moretti edges out ahead and has enough room to get the quaffle to Lennox who lobs to Dane...
Who nails another shot!
Ten more to Slytherin!
We got a tie game now folks!
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 3:27:02 GMT
The frustration on the pitch is clear!
Ravenclaw is probably the most competitive group this year and it's clear they're fiending for the trophy!
But they've got to get their heads back in the game if they wanna take this one!
Dane has the ball again and all three blue chasers are on her tail. There's no way she can outrun those Quinn brooms! But she manages to make the toss to Moretti! And Moretti is off!
She closes in on Hemlock but Duffy and Prince close in on her! Does she have time for the goal?
No!
But she has time to fake and get the quaffle to Lennox!
Who clears the goal!
Ten more for the snakes, my friends!
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Professional Pain In The Butt
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 4:28:23 GMT
Whatever Moretti said to that team really worked. Slytherin is in the zone!
Genna has the quaffle and is beelining for the goal posts. That girl really came back with a vengeance! Lambert makes a grab for the quaffle but Dane holds on tight, trying to get away from the Ravenclaw chaser. But Prince has shown up for the double team. Dane is in a bit of a pinch here!
Moretti and Lennox move to assist but Duffy swoops in and knocks the quaffle loose! I’ve lost sight of it! Who has the ball?!?!
Oh there goes Lennox! She has the quaffle tucked right to her side. It’ll be hard to pry it out of that vice grip! But Duffy isn’t giving up easy. She’s right there.
Lennox seems to feel the heat, tossing the quaffle to Moretti…who fakes for the left ring but instead tosses to Dane!
Dane aims for the center ring…
It’s good!
Ten points for Slytherin!
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 4:34:33 GMT
Hard to tell what’s happened on this pitch!
Has Slytherin found their groove?
Has Ravenclaw lost theirs?
Whatever it is…Duffy signals something to her team mates and they’re off. Lambert and Prince fly out in front of Duffy…shielding her from the Slytherin team. Oh, she’s got her head in it this time folks! Look at that determination!
Williams aims a bludger her way but James is there to bat it away! Lambert and Prince split….Bradley looks confused! He follows Prince!
Leaving the goals wide open and the score for the taking!
Georgia Duffy scores another 10 points for Ravenclaw!
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Professional Pain In The Butt
Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 4:54:32 GMT
Moretti snatches the quaffle up, waving Lennox over before they head off down the pitch neck and neck, Dane following just behind. Look at that team work as Lennox and Moretti thread the ball back and forth to clear the dynamic duo that is Georgia Duffy and Catherine Prince! The girls approach the ring and…
Oh!
Harrison sends a bludger right for Moretti!
She has no choice but to pullback…fumbling the quaffle in the process! That was a bloody good shot by Harrison! Moretti seems to be okay as she immediately switches back to chase down Lambert who now has the quaffle!
Moretti reaches out…but Lambert passes to Duffy!
Lobs to Prince!
Back to Lambert!
And again, back to Prince!
Duffy flies straight for Bradley for the fake out leaving the goal open for Prince!
And just like that the game is tied up again!
These teams are giving it their all folks!
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Professional Pain In The Butt
Bing Bong
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Post by Ky on Jan 18, 2023 5:04:15 GMT
Oh momma!
This game has been everything and more! Moretti has the quaffle again and she’s hard pressed and on her way to Hemlock and his goal posts. Dane is there for support and Moretti takes the shot. It’s no good!
Hemlock snatches the ball up and tosses it up to Prince.
But…what’s this?!
Stella Quinn has taken off like a rocket! She must see the snitch! Levy takes the hint and gives chase behind her! That Quinn broom is something though and Levy is giving it all she has to keep up! That kid’s got heart! But Stella is a wizard on that Quinn model broom…pun fully intended! But Levy seems to have a new energy! She’s not following Quinn anymore! She’s got her own eye on the snitch! They’re neck and neck!
It all comes down to this!
A whistle sounds across the pitch right before Williams sends a bludger their way! Levy seems to have gotten the message because she ducked down just in time! Quinn has no choice but to back off to avoid the pummeling of an angry bludger!
Levy reaches that arm out…
And does she have it?!
SHE’S GOT IT!
LEVY’S GOT THE GOLDEN SNITCH!
SLYTHERIN WINS!!!
What a match folks! It’s safe to say that both teams left absolutely everything out on the pitch today! I think everyone will be talking about this match for quite a while! Great job to both teams! Way to go!
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